Swine flu, Woyane flu, pick your virus. By yilma bekele

October 29th, 2009 Print Print Email Email

The talk is all about swine flu. Center for disease control is stressing about the shortage of vaccine. (more…)

The talk is all about swine flu. Center for disease control is stressing about the shortage of vaccine. Some are not convinced about the effectiveness of the new vaccine. On the other hand the Obama administration has declared swine flu a national emergency.

Swine influenza is a flu virus usually found in pigs. This time it has mutated to infect humans. Symptoms include fever, cough, muscle ache, headache, diarrhea and vomiting among others. Despite the heightened hysteria most people are likely to recover without needing medical care. The swine flu scare started in the spring of 2009. Barely six months and scientists have already isolated the virus and come up with a vaccine.

On the other hand Woyane virus has been around twenty years. Woyane virus started in the western low lands of Tigrai, northern Ethiopia. Within a few years it has mutated and managed to infect most of Ethiopia. Woyane flu is highly contagious and can spread from human to human. Woyane flu is what you would call a hybrid. It means that it has been produced from two or more other viruses.

The closet viruses related to Woyane flu are Fascism, Nazism, Stalinism and Apartheid. Woyane scientists call the new virus the Meles/Sebhat strain. The founders have not bothered to patent their new finding. They have opted for ‘open source’ approach so other dedicated dictators can build on their work for the good of humanity.

Methods of infection:

Woyane flu is a truly fascinating virus that is capable of change and adaptation. The initial preferred method was use of brute force. Villagers were isolated and their elders and leaders eliminated. Forced indoctrination was carried out 24/7. As the areas under control increased the newly infected villagers were dispersed among the population. Method of infection underwent change too. Blackmail and corruption became the new tools. Promise of power and personal riches became the new weapons of choice. The Woyane virus adapted to infecting the victims brain. Instead of killing the virus renders the victim useless and incapable of making simple decisions. The virus is capable of rewiring the thought process of the host.

Test and diagnosis:

Doctors are able to tell those exposed to the virus by a simple test. Victims are abnormally chatty and show a heightened sense of love for today’s Ethiopia. They are quick in their condemnation of our ancient history and carry a wide brush to paint the past in negative terms. Victims have a tendency to place themselves and others in tribal boxes for easy classification. Woyane virus infected individuals are very disruptive in-group settings. They saw mistrust and enhance negative ill feelings between people. The virus is capable of working on human weakness and using that to disrupt good will among the population.

Woyane flu exposed views themselves as individuals first. They have a tendency to think what is good for them is good for country. The virus is good at magnifying the ego. For example what they see is my beautiful building not my displaced neighbor, my extravagant reception not my starving kin my beautiful commodity exchange not my imprisoned merchants.

Prognosis:

The highly exposed to the virus number a few hundreds. The mildly infected probably number in few thousands. The vast majority has managed to produce immunity. The likelihood of further infection is deemed very unlikely. The Woyane virus has run its course and at the moment it is vainly trying to reinvent itself. Scientists view it as a wana be strain that was able to incubate due to favorable circumstances at its place of birth. It was a weak opportunist virus. The Woyane virus is in the process of disintegration.

Prevention:

The US center for disease control advice regarding swine flu states “People who work with pigs who might be infected should use protective clothing and special breathing masks.” There is no protective cloth to avoid infection by Woyane virus. The best protection is to avoid Woyane. In order to avoid reoccurrences it is highly advisable to isolate the carriers and disinfect where possible or eliminate when appropriate.

  1. mateos
    | #1

    Heeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!swine flu can be cured with vaccines if detected early but weyanes virus, which was founded in the jungle of aiga must be eradicated from the face of the planet or should be kept back to the jungle of aiga before it consumes all Ethiopians. WEYNE VIRUS CAN ONLY BE ERADICATED BY ETHIOPIANS AND ONLY ETHIOPIANS!

  2. aklilu
    | #2

    i pick swine flu. It is time to finish him & and weyane cadre’s
    what we ethiopian got to do is fight weyane by all means. 3.8 Million Tigrayans in Ethiopia (Though the Woyanes do usually triple this number for many sinister motives), and there are about 80 million Ethiopian. [size=150]If one day, in the morning, without using any arms and unthreateningly, every two Ethiopian approaches one Tigrayan and wrestles him down, The RULE of the Woyanes will abruptly over !
    http://www.ethiopianreview.com/content/8353

  3. yikerbelen
    | #3

    The weyane’s swine flu can be cured by using uited medical treatement. It is a very dangerious disease which can spread very easily.unity is the only immunity from TPLF’s swine flu.

  4. TPLF
    | #4

    TPLF= Tigray People Looting Front. TPLF is basically liberating the tigray and the tigreans by looting. Therefore for them liberation is looting.

  5. ETHIOPIAWI
    | #5

    @aklilu
    ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT TIGREANS ARE NOT ETHIOPIANS? ACCORDING TO YOUR WAY OF THINKING ALL ETTHIOPIAN SHOULD BE IRADICATED EXEPT YOUR TRIBE.

    @aklilu

  6. Aradom
    | #6

    akiye…
    2weym 3Ethiopiyans le 1Tigraway medemses alk.qiqiqiiiiqaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    ante shabiya weyim dr.birrrrrrrrrrrrhanu.enze degmo 1 le 10 gelebetkush.
    doma shabizza.VIVA wEZANE ena TIGRAWAY

  7. aklilu
    | #7

    aradom, we ethiopian will get you soon, and hang all weyane TPLF and cadre soon. you and your family should get amaerican passport stay in west for good. you people are done
    i pick swine flu. It is time to finish him & and weyane cadre’s
    what we ethiopian got to do is fight weyane by all means. 3.8 Million Tigrayans in Ethiopia (Though the Woyanes do usually triple this number for many sinister motives), and there are about 80 million Ethiopian. [size=150]If one day, in the morning, without using any arms and unthreateningly, every two Ethiopian approaches one Tigrayan and wrestles him down, The RULE of the Woyanes will abruptly over !
    http://www.ethiopianreview.com/content/8353

  8. hanna3-1
    | #8

    wow thankyou the way u try to connect both virus really intersting thankyou again.I hope we will get rid off weyane soon this real virus.
    God bless Ethiopia Amen.

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